I'll Start Working Whenever My Coffee Does Mug

Before coffee, I am legally not responsible for what comes out of my mouth. Don’t ask me questions. Don’t send me meeting invites. Don’t even look in my direction unless you’re holding a fresh cup.

This 11 oz ceramic masterpiece is here to let everyone know that until caffeine hits, productivity is not in the budget. It’s got a sleek black handle and interior, which pairs nicely with the dead look in your eyes until that first glorious sip.

Because most mornings don’t start til you do, and if they try, someone’s getting their feelings hurt.

Features:

• 🚨 Human Warning System – Approach with caution until fully caffeinated.
• ☕ 11 oz Capacity – Enough room for coffee and all your misplaced rage.
• 🔥 Microwave Safe – Because reheating coffee is still more productive than whatever’s in your inbox.
• 🧼 Dishwasher Safe – Because scrubbing dishes before caffeine is how villains are created.
• 🖤 Sleek Black Accents – For when you need to match your coffee to your mood.