Blow Me Mug

Ever found yourself instinctively blowing on your coffee before taking that first sacred sip? Well, now your mug is telling you to. The “Blow Me” Coffee Mug is the perfect blend of sass and function—featuring a dandelion releasing its seeds, just like your will to deal with people before caffeine kicks in.

Whether you’re cooling down your morning brew or sending a not-so-subtle message to the universe, this mug has you covered. With sleek black accents, it’s bold, stylish, and just the right amount of passive-aggressive for the workplace (or home, if you’ve given up on human interaction altogether).

Because let’s face it—blowing on your coffee is the only foreplay you’ve got time for in the morning.

Features:

💨 Playful Yet Practical Design – Cool down your coffee and your tolerance for nonsense.
☕ Holds 11 oz of Liquid Patience – Because mornings are a personal attack.
🎨 Crisp Black & White Accents – Classy, sassy, and a little bit smart-assy.
🔥 Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Unlike your energy levels.
🎁 Perfect Gift – Ideal for coffee lovers, sarcasm enthusiasts, and anyone who’s ever sighed before 9 AM.